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Tuesday, 16 September 2008

Saturday, 13 September 2008

  • "A mandala projected from the third eye of suburban back yards, cracked drive ways, and dusty VCR's. The wizards of Baltimore and Wham City deal powerful magic, we'll need it soon, the dawn of this post-postmodern age is upon us." - J. Roche



    im gonna get my bathing suit on
    gonna get my base face on
    gonna get my hat out of loan
    gonna get my space face on
    im gonna turn all snakes into bone
    go wishing the stone
    keep the crystal cat cold
    gotta get to the throne
    hope my baby
    may we meet a beastman
    hold us there
    happy but by one hand
    gonna get my pile of stone
    gonna my loud loud gong
    gonna get my men into rows
    you better cover them toes

    big carrot throne
    let them take a load
    the crystal cat gets cold



    i think he's half serious and i think i half buy it



Sunday, 24 August 2008

Thursday, 21 August 2008

  • If a man withdraws his mind from the love of beauty, and applies it as sincerely to the love of the virtuous; if, in serving his parents, he can exert his utmost strength; if, in serving his prince, he can devote his life; if in his intercourse with his friends, his words are sincere - although men say that he has not learned, I will certainly say that he has.

    said confucius

Sunday, 17 August 2008

  • lost in translation

    dialogue between my father and my sister, as perceived by my sister.

    Father: I want national wood for table.
    Yuri: Natural, papa, not national.
    F: AH?!? That's what i said!
    Y: Um. No. It's not.
    F: Ah, i want die.
    Y: WHAT?
    F: Beautiful man.
    Y: Who's a beautiful man?
    F: I AM PITIFUL MAN
    Y: oh.

    F: yuri, you have things to clean ear?
    Y: um. what?
    F: what's called? IQ?
    Y: hah, er, q-tip?
    F: oh. cupid. yes.
    Y: no.

    "People use credit cards... and then they suicide."

    Y: you've got to be kidding me.
    F: yes, God will kill you.
    Y: what.

    Sophia Coppola doesn't have shit on this

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